
After the parade, we wound our way back home and into much needed naps. Then we went and bought fireworks. I know, I know, it seems dumb to buy fireworks on the 4th since EVERYTHING is picked over, but we didn't really have a choice. And is it just me, or have fireworks become so much more expensive than when I was a kid?! My brothers and I were talking, and we think that maybe Missouri just has cheaper fireworks. I swear I could go in to the fireworks warehouse (no dinky tents in MO) with 2 weeks of allowance and come out with 2 hours worth of fireworks. But that didn't really matter this year because it turns out my kids are terrified of fireworks. Evelynn would not even hold a sparkler, and Eloise took a lot of convincing to try. But just in case our kids were on the fence about fireworks, Doug and I made sure to push them over the edge into total terror with our last firework of the evening. We'd done all the dinky ones and had saved "the big one" we bought for the end. Since I had gotten the date of Stadium of Fire wrong and missed the Owlz baseball game with fireworks this year, I was really really looking forward to some pyrotechnics, but these turned out to be to upclose even for me. Doug followed the instructions on the box, lighting the fuse with 30+ feet of free space around the box and then ran back to the house and the girls were on the porch. The first 4 rockets went into the sky no problem, but the 5th one knocked the box over, pointing the rockets at our neighbors car. Three or four zoomed off towards their parked cars, and then the box flipped and started firing at the house, aka, US. Luckily they mostly hit the bushes and didn't go onto the porch where the girls were huddled, holding each other and screaming, but one did go right between Doug's legs and before he could jump out of the way it exploded and scorched/cut his leg. It didn't cause a lot of damage but it's still healing. I was in the side yard holding Michael and laughing/screaming the whole time. It was funny because no one really got hurt, and nothing was damaged (except Doug's leg. Sorry honey.) Even our neighbors cars were fine. But the girls took 30 minutes to calm down, and they want nothing to do with fireworks ever again. I'm really bummed about that since fireworks are one of my favorite things..... oh well. By that time it was past bedtime, and so we all headed in. Definitely not my favorite 4th of July, but we'll have many many more to come, hopefully with lots of fireworks and less tears. :)
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